British Tv Fan Gifts

"One must have a heart of stone to watch the death of Matthew Crawley without laughing."

"On the plus side, it's all going to make a fascinating episode of The Crown."

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Rovers Return - Closed for Renewal (Tony Blair and Gordon Brown).

Martin Clunes.

Matt Smith

Last of the summer whine

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Barristers

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Time for Tea!

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

TV Situations vacant.

Peter Cook

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Moses' TV guide.

John Laurie

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

June Brown

Liz Hurley

Socks and Sandals

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Gogglebollox.

Pikey and Chav.