British Tv Enthusiast Gifts

Spot the Difference . . . Sally Bercow.

BBC TV Programming Department

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV jester.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Child hooking into a television

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"