British Culture Fan Pillows

Victor Meldrew.

"...and on your left you'll a see soft southern git"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"All right...hands up who loathes the welsh"

Time for Tea!

Queen reigning.

'An Englishman, a Scotsman - now all we need is an Irishman to complete the joke.'

'You idiot Fawkes, I said 'gunpowder, treason and plot!''

Royals line up to show their ID cards.

Sloane Ranger.

'To avoid lots of fuss and bother WIlliam and Kate have decided to marry at the Westminster Register Office on Saturday the 30th...'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Britishness Test: 'You passed on bigotry but failed on holding down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'

Prince Philip

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Perky Blinders

One of the Queen's corgis urinating on a butler.

Tea binge drinkers.

Hello UFO-monitoring ? I wish to report an Anglosphere over Filmore and Van Ness.

Pikey and Chav.

Meghan and Harry's war of independence

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Phone Henge

"If you must shove something into the back of my throat - fish, chips and mushy peas would go down a treat."

Socks and Sandals

Queuing for the Proms.

"God save the king!"

Happy Brexmas.

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Politician misunderstanding the needs of the working class

Cherie and Tony Blair.

OK Yah!

"Let them watch cake."

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"