British Culture Aficionado Pillows

Elizabeth II

The Queen

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

Great British White Shark

King Arthur and his Knights of the Asymmetric Table

Queens Diary: Appeared on balcony of palace, must remember never to watch Eastenders first.

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Not An Exit

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

Gladstone.

Tony Blair as a headmaster.

'What! Thatcher's Dead? Well I hope he finished the bloody roof before he went!'

'I've bought every British newspaper, but the Tower of London is still the only place to see the crown jewels.'

Gordon Brown.

Boris & Theresa

Benedict Cumberbatch

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Come on gentlemen dressed like this we ought to make some kind of plot!'

No Old Etonians

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

We can't even afford a proper video presentation.

Umbrella and wellington boots shops in 'Sunny Bay'

Nightclub toilets - pukingshagging.

Clothes BHS - Magazine WHS - Waiting NHS.

There'll always be an England.

Two men in a carriage

Back to work 2024

Stunty McStuntface

"I just don't want to turn into one of those women who never shut up about the Duchess of Windsor."

Great British Eccentrics.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Barristers

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

I love the Shard