Bbc Devotee Gifts

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Theatre Crowd

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Two Daleks fighting

"God, I love this show!"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Peter Gabriel

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Watching telly

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

TV and man

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

The Sports Fanatic

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

Ashton Kutcher

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

Martin Clunes