Bbc Loyalists Gifts

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Please feel free to browse."

Voter impatience.

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

The Republican Machine

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'