Bbc Loyalists T-Shirts

'I don't know what all the fuss is about - Doctor Who will be back soon to sort them all out.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

Voter impatience.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Please feel free to browse."

Replica Football Merchandise

'We're still crazy then ...'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

Ball and Chain

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Downton Abbey

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

Michael Buerk

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

The Republican Machine