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'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Theatre Crowd

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Two Daleks fighting

Watching telly

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

TV and man

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

"She died doing what she loved."

The Sports Fanatic

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"