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"So how are you feeling about your exterminating?"

"Dad? Where did you go? I just asked you to explain that episode of Dr Who."

Dalek gets up the stairs...

"Hard day at the office, dear?"

Two Daleks fighting

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Modern Major General

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Shakespeare Street

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Watching telly

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"