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Dalek toilet

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Dr Whom?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Two Daleks fighting

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

The Gilmore Girls

Scrip Doctor

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?