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T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Two Daleks fighting

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Scrip Doctor

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

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"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Termites!'

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

The Raven - The Study at Night

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."