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'Termites!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'Is it urgent?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'Say, please.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

Annexe 8

Love Tap

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."