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"Dr. Williams will be with you shortly. He's consulting with a colleague."

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'How much does a name change cost?'

"We couldn't save him - which is obviously a tragedy, but I can assure you it was a comedy at the time."

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Jester Surgeon

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Love Tap

'Say, please.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'