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CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Annexe 8

'Say, please.'

Love Tap

'Brain surgery, right?'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Termites!'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

Operation/Grim Reaper

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'