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'Er, so Mrs Trimble, the good news is we got your test results back in record time! . . .'

"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Love Tap

Annexe 8

'Say, please.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

Operation/Grim Reaper

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

"Clear!"

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'

'Ready, steady, Operate'