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'Er, so Mrs Trimble, the good news is we got your test results back in record time! . . .'

"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is it urgent?'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Love Tap

'Brain surgery, right?'

Annexe 8

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

"Clear!"