Watching Medical Dramas T-Shirts

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'I watched ER and now I'm getting a second opinion from Chicago Hope.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'Say, please.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

Love Tap

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

"Clear!"

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."