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"We got the results back from the post-mortem. It appears he was still alive before we started it."

"Ah, the lovely widow!"

"I guess I'm lucky to be here. I had a stroke on the 18th green and then a mulligan in the ambulance."

"Look, I appreciate your persistence, doc, but it's settled."

'CLEAR!'

"That's my desk! You've got some kind of nerve damage, mister."

'The man run over by a steamroller? Yes he's in wards 5, 6 and 7.'

Love on the wards - A hospital romance.

"Your husband will be fine. But we did have to amputate."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'Say, please.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

Love Tap

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'