Medical Drama Gifts

"We got the results back from the post-mortem. It appears he was still alive before we started it."

"Ah, the lovely widow!"

"I guess I'm lucky to be here. I had a stroke on the 18th green and then a mulligan in the ambulance."

"Look, I appreciate your persistence, doc, but it's settled."

'CLEAR!'

"That's my desk! You've got some kind of nerve damage, mister."

'The man run over by a steamroller? Yes he's in wards 5, 6 and 7.'

Love on the wards - A hospital romance.

"Your husband will be fine. But we did have to amputate."

"Interesting game. One of the Red Sox payers was hit by a pitch, another was spiked, one of the Yankees wrenched his shoulder, another's knee gave out..."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Is it urgent?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Love Tap

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'