Medical Drama Fanatic Gifts

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Did I remember to TIVO today's medical shows?

"Here's the list of the drugs I think I need."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Love Tap

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'