Medical Drama Fan Gifts

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

"Let's play health care!"

"You might find the procedure a little uncomfortable. Just last week, Amnesty International tried to close us down."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"I'm just going to hook you up to the machine, so it will look like we're doing something for you."

'Let me remind you that all my patients who went for a second opinion are now pshing up daisies.'

'He's just adding insult to injury. We should know more once the doctor has a chance to calm down.'

Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

"The good news is we saved your wife's life by fusing her to a TV set. There is bad news, however!"

'He put up a good fight to the end.'

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

"I've searched every book, also the internet, so in desperation. . . I've come to see you, doctor."

"He doesn't give up easily!"

'I take it that it's not good news doc'

'I watched ER and now I'm getting a second opinion from Chicago Hope.'

'... Close him up and let's just cross our fingers that his elbow holds up for another inning.'

"Now here's a difficult case. Her vitals are strong, but her HMO is weak."

Grim reaper on a heart monitor

"I'm sorry. The tests didn't reveal a shred of decency either."

"I was robbed!"

"I'm afraid I have bad news. Wait, I have to take this. Hold that thought."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"Nurse, get me a lawyer, stat!"

"Which do you want first, the good news that sounds better than it is or the bad news that seems worse than you expected?"

"I'm going to be as blunt as I can, Mrs. Jones. Being misinformed and neurotic can greatly increase your perceived health risks."

"I swear, he's just doing this to annoy me."

"Is Nurse Jackie in the house?"

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'He's with the FBI. Make sure he has an undercover operation.'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Doctors Out of Network

"There is bloody everywhere."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'