Tv Medical Drama Fan Gifts

"Press 1 to connect with a doctor $200."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'Is it urgent?'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'Say, please.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Love Tap

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."