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"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

Dalek Pest Control

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The star hunters

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Best before 65 million BC.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

A day at the transgenic races

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"They look like pickles."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.