Doctor Who Fan Pillows

"Exaggerate!"

"Any sign of intelligent life Doctor ?"

'Your claim that you only put this on for the kids would be more convincing if they weren't both away at university.'

Clamped.

Christopher Ecclestone.

'Oh come on, you've sat through Kirsty Wark before!'

'Are you sure you're the new Doctor? You don't look old enough.'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

Dalek Pest Control

Dalek Sneeze

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

A day at the transgenic races

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The star hunters

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well