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"Hmm... I think I need to lose a bit of weight..!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Two Daleks fighting

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Say, please.'

Scrip Doctor

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Termites!'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Gogglebollox.

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

Universe Challenge

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.