Doctor Who Fans Gifts

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about - Doctor Who will be back soon to sort them all out.'

"Hmm... I think I need to lose a bit of weight..!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Clive Anderson

Two Daleks fighting

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

A fly on the wall documentary.

Professor Brian Cox

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Scrip Doctor

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Gogglebollox.

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Termites!'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

Universe Challenge

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.