Doctor Dilemma Fan Gifts

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'Say, please.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Medical Curiosities

'The GOOD news is that the medication you took has completely cleared up your hardening of the arteries.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

Lazy Doctor

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Termites!'

"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

"Exaggerate!"

'You're fine it's just ketchup.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"Sorry Mr. Parkinson, but I've left some rubber gloves inside you. I need to open you up to retrieve them."

Yes, the results of your blood test came back, Mr. Fusco. But they're for me to know, and you to find out. ! !

Road Guilt