Doctor Dilemma Fan Mugs

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'Say, please.'

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

Medical Curiosities

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

Lazy Doctor

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Termites!'

"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'You're fine it's just ketchup.'

"Sorry Mr. Parkinson, but I've left some rubber gloves inside you. I need to open you up to retrieve them."