Doctor's Dilemma Devotees Mugs

"This afternoon I have to deal with an irritable bowel and a grumbling appendix!"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Two Daleks fighting

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

Night of the Living Well-Read

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Opposing viewpoint.

"Dad? Where did you go? I just asked you to explain that episode of Dr Who."

The intellectual and the wise

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'

'I understand you're upset with the insurance company. While my concern is your bottom, their concern is the bottom line.'

Dalek gets up the stairs...

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'