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"This afternoon I have to deal with an irritable bowel and a grumbling appendix!"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Two Daleks fighting

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Night of the Living Well-Read

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Opposing viewpoint.

Dalek gets up the stairs...

The intellectual and the wise

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"Dad? Where did you go? I just asked you to explain that episode of Dr Who."

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

"All the wrong people are right."