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"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

In a Quandary

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

Question man

"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"Maybe yes. Maybe no."

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

Tourist Crossroad

Brain vs heart

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

'My job is to make decisions. Your job is to make them good decisions.'

No decision is a great choice sometimes.

"Are you a decisive type person?"

I've decided to be an undecided voter. It's back in vogue. They could build a reality show around me. They could start with a dramatic re-enactment of my childhood. What's your childhood got to do with this? For a long time, I couldn't decide which kid to play with: Brooke, the smart but secretive blond girl who sometimes fibbed ... or Mo, the rich bully who insulted everyone and was in treatment for pathological lying and Twinkie-hoarding. Childhood is full of touch choices.

Devils and Angels

'John's in charge of advising us on ethical matters, but to be honest, I've never had much confidence in him!'