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'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

Brain vs heart

The angel and the devil.

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

"Are you a decisive type person?"

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

"Take you for granted? Jerome, I’ve always thought of you as my No. 1 backup date."

Medicine Sans Frontiers

"I don't know whether to get the dog a brown or blue collar! The cat still hasn't decided!"

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

'Decisions, decisions, decisions.'