Moral Dilemma Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We had to make some cutbacks."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

The tortoise and hare

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Profiles in Courage

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

When it came time for Phil to summon his better angels, he had a heck of a time figuring out which ones they were.

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

The angel and the devil.

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

Don't get cocky - He "followed" me, too.

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

"But he's always been nice to us."

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

"Do you ever wish you'd been a sinner?"

Aesop

'No, I didn't attend the stakeholders meeting because, being a vegan, I refuse to even look at meat.'

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"