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Profiles in Courage

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Moral Values for Dummies

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

In a Quandary

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."