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"OK, spare me the lecture! Just tell me where I can buy one of those conscience things I've been hearing about and how much it'll cost!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Moral Values for Dummies

An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

In a Quandary

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'