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"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Call me?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

The Price of Freedom

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Surgical Self-Service

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"

"Don't go there."

'We decided to recall our new drug because it causes lawsuits.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.