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The A La Carte Society

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Water company bonus.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

The Price of Freedom

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Buck Naked

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Great, now we're lost."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Off to a bad start.

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Karine Jean-Pierre

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Surgical Self-Service

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"The arc of the moral universe."