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'It's an ethical dilemna now: We have solved the problem but still have two years of funding through our research grant...'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"Don't go there."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

Whenever I let my conscience be my guide, I get picked up for vagrancy.

'We've brought you up to be casually dishonest - you're old enough now to formalise the habit.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Let me get this straight, Ekert...you feed on negative thoughts?

'When do you last remember having your soul?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Call me?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Sauce for the Goose

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Is this who I am?"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'