Moral Ponderer Gifts

Searching for a gift for the moral ponderer? Explore our collection of products designed to inspire deep thoughts and meaningful conversations. Perfect for those who love contemplating life's big questions, these items combine wit, wisdom, and humor. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, each piece is crafted to spark reflection and bring a smile. Show your friend or loved one you appreciate their thoughtful nature with a unique gift that celebrates their love for moral questions and pondering life’s mysteries.

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'It's an ethical dilemna now: We have solved the problem but still have two years of funding through our research grant...'

'It's an ethical dilemna now: We have solved the problem but still have two years of funding through our research grant...' mockup

'It's an ethical dilemna now: We have solved the problem but still have two years of funding through our research grant...'

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'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.' mockup

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

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"Don't go there."

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'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....' mockup

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

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Devil vs Angel Duel.

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"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it." mockup

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

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"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?" mockup

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

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'We've brought you up to be casually dishonest - you're old enough now to formalise the habit.'

'We've brought you up to be casually dishonest - you're old enough now to formalise the habit.' mockup

'We've brought you up to be casually dishonest - you're old enough now to formalise the habit.'

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The Ekert Saga: 'Let me get this straight, Ekert...you feed on negative thoughts?

The Ekert Saga: 'Let me get this straight, Ekert...you feed on negative thoughts? mockup

The Ekert Saga: 'Let me get this straight, Ekert...you feed on negative thoughts?

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'When do you last remember having your soul?'

'When do you last remember having your soul?' mockup

'When do you last remember having your soul?'

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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In/Out/These Things Happen.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods." mockup

"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

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"Call me?"

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Chiller Theatre

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Sauce for the Goose

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!' mockup

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

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The Price of Freedom

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"Is this who I am?"

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"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?" mockup

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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Moral Ponderer Gifts Collection

Moral Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that inspire thought and moral reflection—perfect for the philosophical ponderer.

Moral Ponderer Pillows

Browse our pillows with clever and reflective designs—amazing for cozying up with a good thought.

Moral Ponderer Prints

Discover inspiring prints that encourage deep thinking and make great conversation starters.

Moral Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed to spark curiosity and moral conversations—great for the thoughtful and witty.