Moral Conundrum Ponderer T-Shirts

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Call me?"

The Price of Freedom

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Surgical Self-Service

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"

"Don't go there."