Moral Choices Ponderer T-Shirts

"Call me?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The Price of Freedom

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Surgical Self-Service

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"

"Don't go there."

Devil vs Angel Duel.

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

'Of course I'm telling the truth. I only lie to people who pay me!'