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"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Call me?"

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Water company bonus.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

The Price of Freedom

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

'I hope you don't mind. To save time and money, we've sworn in the firing squad as the jury.'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Surgical Self-Service

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."