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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

'I hope you don't mind. To save time and money, we've sworn in the firing squad as the jury.'

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'Okay, who told them about the conscientious objector option?'

Clones are people two!