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"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"No offence Jon, but..."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'A scandal involving money, drugs or women could end your career. I'm just overeating.'

"Do you think YOU would believe in Jesus today if your great-great-great-great grandfather's OWNER had not?"

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

"Should we raise him to succeed by nurturing him, or neglect him so severely that he finds success as a megalomaniacal sociopath?"

'Give me half of what you stole and I'll let you go.' The old bad-cop, good-cop routine

The angel and the devil.

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'There's

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

'Welcome to our protest meeting against hunger and sexism! C'mon, honey, serve this gentleman a glass of champagne'!

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

City of London - thieves operate in this area.

Stem Cells in Wonderland.

"OK, spare me the lecture! Just tell me where I can buy one of those conscience things I've been hearing about and how much it'll cost!"

Corporate Ethics

Animal Testing Labs.

"Actually, that rule wasn't unwritten, it was redacted."

Trump's Conscience

Lost & Found: Causes, Integrity, Opportunity, Faith, Hope and Virtue.