Ethical Dilemma Thinkers Gifts

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

'I hope you don't mind. To save time and money, we've sworn in the firing squad as the jury.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

The speech is ethical. One source is plagiarism, two is research.

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'Okay, who told them about the conscientious objector option?'

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.