Ethical Dilemmas Gifts

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'A P.S. on his 'Do not resuscitate' form: 'On second thought, resuscitate'.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

Clones are people two!

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Jury Bribes.

'Sometimes I wish they'd just test vaccines on us.'

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

When it came time for Phil to summon his better angels, he had a heck of a time figuring out which ones they were.

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

The angel and the devil.

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."

"Naw, they're not like us – they don't feel pain."

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

"I've managed to restrict my predatory behavior to my job at the car title loan company."