Ethical Dilemmist Gifts

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

Memory Content is King

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Man milks a book.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"No offence Jon, but..."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"Hey... we can't use this...he's coughing up false intelligence.'

Ethics shmethics! If the cheetahs are using performance-enhancing drugs, we'd better start, too.

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'