Ethical Dilemmist Gifts

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"No offence Jon, but..."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

Clones are people two!

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."

"Hey... we can't use this...he's coughing up false intelligence.'

'With this new scientific development you can replace your whole herd with one giant cow!'

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'