Ethical Dilemmatician Gifts

Find the perfect present for someone fascinated by ethical dilemmas and moral puzzles. Our collection offers clever mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their love for thoughtful challenges and nuanced thinking. Whether they enjoy debating or pondering life's gray areas, these items make meaningful gifts that inspire conversation and insight.

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"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems." mockup

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

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Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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Slavery Reparations

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'How do we SLEEP at night?'

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'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?' mockup

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

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"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing." mockup

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

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'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.' mockup

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

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'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.' mockup

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

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Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO mockup

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

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'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'! mockup

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

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'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.' mockup

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

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"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back." mockup

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

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"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..." mockup

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

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'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.' mockup

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

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"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school." mockup

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

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"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects." mockup

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

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Man milks a book.

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'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....' mockup

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

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"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!" mockup

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

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Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life. mockup

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

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"No offence Jon, but..."

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Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.' mockup

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

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"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil." mockup

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

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Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey. mockup

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

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"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

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