Decision Dilemmatician Gifts

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

Supreme Court Crunch

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

The emergence of a leader.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"Why is it always me who has to make all the decisions?"

Tasting Zoo

'Which one shall I get?'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'He has trouble choosing what he wants.'

"Maybe yes. Maybe no."

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)