Decision Dilemma Ponderer Gifts

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

'I can't decide.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

In a Quandary

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

Tasting Zoo

Mountains and Molehills

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

Brain vs heart

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

I've decided to be an undecided voter. It's back in vogue. They could build a reality show around me. They could start with a dramatic re-enactment of my childhood. What's your childhood got to do with this? For a long time, I couldn't decide which kid to play with: Brooke, the smart but secretive blond girl who sometimes fibbed ... or Mo, the rich bully who insulted everyone and was in treatment for pathological lying and Twinkie-hoarding. Childhood is full of touch choices.

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!"