Decision-making Ponderer Gifts

"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!"

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I don't know.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Needs to get a life"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

G7 Summit Concern

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

Do Guns Kill?

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Violent Crime Statistics

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Max Weber

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."